Privacy Policy

I do not collect any data at all. This page sets—to the best of my knowledge—exactly one cookie and this one has the only purpose to keep track whether you already have seen this cookie banner or not. If you think this makes no sense, I agree. The whole legislation is crap and everyone in the world laughs about it. I do not feel like actual protesting against these negligible things because I hope eventually the ones in charge will come to mind. Nevertheless, while you are here reading this, keep in mind which idiots are responsible for those little but annoying as fuck things we have to care about because some old men tell us to. So please, vote for those who are actually capable of making real privacy protection laws (whoever it is gonna be). An election for the EU parliament is coming up this year.